If I could give ZERO stars I would!!!
★☆☆☆☆ (1 out of 5 stars)
Okay so starting off with how they BROKE INTO MY HOME…
These men tried to ransack my place for some food and left me with practically nothing!! Like I come back home after a long day to find out that my place is infested with these men and that they’ve gone through all my food and even my good goat cheese. So of course I’m left resorting to eating off a few of them for the time being (which they tried to call me out for but if they didn’t bring food and ate mine so… what did they expect).
So already: NO reservation, NO call ahead, and NO manners.
Then when I try to take them in and be a good host, the leader of the pack decides that my place is not good enough. He introduced himself (finally) as “Nobody”, and instead of just letting me know how they felt, he and his other pals agreed to get me drunk on this crazy strong wine (and of course since I’m now hosting them I can’t just be rude and refuse them, so I HAVE to drink). Then when they’ve gotten me drunk, instead of just leaving, that little ringleader I was talking about STABS ME IN THE EYE!!!
And now my neighbors think I’m a lunatic for yelling out, “Nobody’s stabbed me in the eye!!” and the whole time his name was Odysseus…
I’ve already called the authorities on them, so definitely if you come across them, report them right away because they are not worth losing your eye too!